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yuyukosaigyouzi:

what the fuck does this even mean

yuyukosaigyouzi:

what the fuck does this even mean

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awwww-cute:

Two prairie dogs cuddling like humans at the pet store yesterday

awwww-cute:

Two prairie dogs cuddling like humans at the pet store yesterday

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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FRANK

#dndepisode

thechrisgethardshow:

Extremely important.

Rock bottom my king krule for days

xysciences:

Popping a balloon filled with mercury.
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xysciences:

Popping a balloon filled with mercury.

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crooks-lovers:

KING KRULE FOR I-D MAG

crooks-lovers:

KING KRULE FOR I-D MAG

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

maybe the real slim shady was the friends we made along the way

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3, 4, 27, 92

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.: To live only by work, and to rule over the most powerful state in the world, are very opposite things. They are united in the person of the great Sultan of the Turks

4) What do you think about most?: Girls & ontology!!!!

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?: The really high pitched noise that trains make!//low whispering

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?: oh fuck I don’t know fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fufck this makes me really sad